QVC Here I Come
November 17, 2008
I have decided what I want to be when I grow up. Due to the fact that I cannot be a vice cop because my physical health does not permit it; I have decided I want to be a QVC host or HSN…I am not picky. I think I would be really good at it. I have been told that I am bubbly, which makes me believe that I am the perfect person to push down comforters or electric mixers on television. I can totally chat up Millie from West Virginia who calls in to say how much she loves her cultured multi-color pearl wire necklace. Sally from Sarasota does not scare me….I will love the fact that she got in right before last call to get her proform pillow, which will change her life.
So…if anyone knows what steps I need to take to make this happen, please let me know. I hope to soon be coming to you from some random channel on your television. (Special pricing and special gifts straight from your television to your home!)
Step 1 – Resign present career position
Step 2 – Drive to Best Buy
Step 3 – Purchase HD Camcorder
Step 4 – Drive home.
Step 5 – Make a DVD offering everything your husband owns for sale at bargain basement prices.
Step 6 – Mail me the DVD
Step 7 – Wait for money to pour in followed by job offers.
I don’t know how to do it but I have the exact same (but secret) career aspirations. I was at a big party and the ice breaker question was, “What is one thing no one knows about you?” I said, “I secretly want to be a QVC hostess – but I only want to sell clothes and make-up.” They laughed for 10 minutes but I think I could do the position justice….it makes me laugh thinking about it. GREAT POST. Funny thing, one of the hostesses is a pastor’s wife…random, right?
Jessica B’s sister works for QVC!
fyi: I think QVC is much more classy than HSN
I don’t normally watch QVC or HSN, BUT, if you were selling I would definitely check it out… and probably spend some $$.